Ten people who are statistically more likely to kill, hurt, or annoy you than a "terrorist"

Ten people who are statistically more likely to kill, hurt, or annoy you than a "terrorist":

1. Local hoodlum who wants to rack up his street cred wit da boyz.

2. Drug dealer.

3. Salesperson giving in-home demonstration of a vacuum cleaner costing more than $1,000. (Why do they always ask to use your phone?)

4. Wrong-number dialer.

5. Member of your household who smokes around you.

6. Driver who can't, just can't, merge and/or change lanes on the freeway.

7. Timeshare resort hawker.

8. SUV driver who doesn't understand, or care, that momentum increases as a linear function of mass. (That means a heavy vehicle has a much longer stopping distance, brainiac.)

9. Drunk driver.

10. That one guy you used to hang out with who does the really annoying Homer Simpson imitation all the time. D'oh!

Late addition:

11. A person who is not now, nor has ever been, a law-enforcement officer, yet chooses to drive a big white Ford Crown Victoria or Chevrolet Caprice Classic.

Comments

Crankster said…
And, of course, your local congressman.
Anonymous said…
mmmmmmmmm cigarette smoke. If I lived with someone I would pay them to blow smoke at me right now.

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