10 possible reasons I would be up at 4:00 am

  1. Midnight madness all-you-can-eat sushi event going on right now at Yummyaki Japanese Restaurant.
  2. Feeling inexplicable urge to listen to Here With Me by Dido.
  3. Israelis and Palestinians declare peace and I just have to watch CNN.
  4. Recorded Monk on PVR.
  5. Hypothalamus mysteriously on British time.
  6. Still angry at big fat obnoxious grade 6 teacher from 1983.
  7. Can't sleep. Breathlessly anticipating season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
  8. Entire royal family dropping by later to say hello.
  9. Intelligent life discovered on planet Earth.
  10. Ryan, age 18 months, is wide awake... and when Ryan ain't sleepin', ain't nobody sleepin'.


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