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10 possible reasons I would be up at 4:00 am
- Midnight madness all-you-can-eat sushi event going on right now at Yummyaki Japanese Restaurant.
- Feeling inexplicable urge to listen to Here With Me by Dido.
- Israelis and Palestinians declare peace and I just have to watch CNN.
- Recorded Monk on PVR.
- Hypothalamus mysteriously on British time.
- Still angry at big fat obnoxious grade 6 teacher from 1983.
- Can't sleep. Breathlessly anticipating season finale of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
- Entire royal family dropping by later to say hello.
- Intelligent life discovered on planet Earth.
- Ryan, age 18 months, is wide awake... and when Ryan ain't sleepin', ain't nobody sleepin'.