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10 possible reasons I would be up at 5:00 am
- Wondering how they get the caramel in the Caramilk bar.
- Desperately searching Internet for lyrics to song I can't get out of my head; realizing it would help to know its name.
- Submitting controversial political cartoons to editor of local newspaper.
- Elvis found alive and living right here in Waterloo.
- Can't stop staring at iTunes visualizer.
- Must. Consume. Chocolate.
- Figuring out interesting anagrams from other people's names. Moments later, guffawing at Spiro Agnew.
- Catching west coast feed of The Daily Show.
- Waiting for Godot.
- Ryan still awake, and showing no signs of eventual sleepage.